I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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