Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(757): View more from Virginia

Come on the kid is gayer than me

(757): View more from Virginia

Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt

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(912): View more from Georgia

your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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(925): View more from California

I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker

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(305): View more from Florida

If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar

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(419): View more from Ohio

He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..

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(618): View more from Illinois

I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night

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(514): View more from Quebec

i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"

(438): View more from Quebec

that's just solidarity

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