She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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