I hate your face
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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