You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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