I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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