Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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