idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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