just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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