Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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