ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
