I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
