I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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