Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
