have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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