like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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