I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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