we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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