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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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