Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
My vagina just recognized that song.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
