About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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