So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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