If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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