Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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