i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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