Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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