Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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