A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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