Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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