i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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