dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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