we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Jerry, you need to find god
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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