Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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