His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
