I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I can't turn off my feet"
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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