Who did Billy Mays play for?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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