Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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