Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
worst night to have a conscience
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Randomize
