absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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