I need help removing her.
she woke up with a sticky ear
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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