Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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