real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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