Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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