he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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