Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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