My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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