did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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