do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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