If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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