i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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